Because perfection is a scam, here’s another thing that only almost worked.
The idea is double/triple exposure with at least one of them completely out of focus. In my head these would align perfectly but in reality I’d probably need a tripod and/or a back-focusing view camera. So this is not quite how I wanted this to look. But once I get it right how I imagined it, it’s over for you bitches. Or something? That doesn’t sound right. Anyway.